The funniest, saddest, possibly most important thing you’ll read today.

“Many women who stumble upon this wellspring of power go on to decide: (1) I should tell my friends about this! (2) I should write a book about this! (3) knowledge of this magick, infinyte and powyrful, has obviously been infused into my mind by God Almighty, of Whose wille I am an only but an instrument; I am a prophetess, sent to restore what is lost and heal what has been broken by the Feminist Agenda; I shall Begin with the ladies on the parish council and End with the Entire World. After holding council with themselves in this way they go on to start a podcast. ”