No Kings Rally are the hot, hip place to be. Nothing’s been so hot, so hip since “From the River to the Sea.” And they are a great place to meet chicks (if you like ‘em over…say…seventy.)

Here a newly Ozempic-ized Doug Emhoff checks out the fillies at a No Kings rally last week. But ya gotta get arrested! That's where all the real action is...and Doug could meet the Statue of Liberty. She seems to be having the time of her life, by the way…up against a wall, in handcuffs, watched over by tough guys in uniforms.

Watch out, Kamala! People with new, dramatic weight loss like your hubs get really frisky (it's a fact.)