30,000 Accenture consultants are now trained on Claude.

Two weeks ago, OpenAI signed Accenture too. And BCG. And McKinsey. And Capgemini.

The same firms. The same partnership announcements. The same press release template.

Accenture isn't picking a side. It's picking every side.

The Big Four and the global SI's just became Switzerland. They get paid by every AI vendor, in every direction, for the same work.

That's not a moat. That's a toll booth.

The vendors think they're buying distribution. The consultants know they're selling the same audience seven times.

Whichever AI lab figures out direct enterprise distribution first wins. Until then, Accenture is the one company in the AI economy that literally cannot lose.