Harrison Ford could tell me to staple my own genitals to my forehead and I would happily do it. But this plea to the students at Arizona State University? Next level. Bit weepy now. And, no. My genitals are where they should be.

Having earnt my PhD the hard way, I’ve always been a little shifty about the “honorary” ones being handed over to people just for being famous and to get tertiary institutions in the headlines. But Mr Ford deserves one for this. It’s truly, madly, deeply inspirational.