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If I were Trump, Day 1

1) Execute Fauci on White House lawn

2) Mass deportations (200M minimum) (blast into the sun)

3) End relationship with Israel, demand full refund or nuke

4) Deport Sam Altman to India

5) Military takeover of California, declare martial law

6) Invade the UK, liberate them, make it 51st State

7) Cut off the world from all financial aid

8) Terminate all welfare payments

9) Debt jubilee

10) Nuke India

Order a Spicy Spring pie from Prince St. pizza, think about Day 2

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