“Move slightly to the right so the flowers on the wall are diagonal to the flowers on your shirt. That’s it. So sensitive. Now give me a big smile. Show us those veneers. Perfect. Now roll up your sleeves. Show the working class you know your way around a phillips screwdriver. Perfect. Hunter’s ready to get down to business. Now show me the watch. Let the yuppies know you can be trusted at dinner parties. There we go. Work those 12 steps. You’re a changed man now Hunter. Happy. Solid. Relatable.”