Oh dear Santa,

please don’t put me on the naughty list. 🖤⛓️

I swear I’ve been such a good girl this year:

• good at breaking rules, not promises

• good at turning prayers into moans

• good at making innocence look very, very guilty

If this is “too much” for your list,

then come check twice —

and watch how fast a good girl can misbehave for you. 😈

xx Mia 💋