Oooh, what a handsome kitty! That'll make a perfect picture.

Hey, kitty kitty, look at me real quick!

No, over here. 

No, not there. Here!

Come on, please. Just one good picture?

I SAID OVER HERE, YOU HORRIBLE BEAST. I WOULD HAVE MADE YOU FAMOUS ON NOTES JUST LIKE Reda Rountree (she/her) DID FOR DUSTY, YOU UNGRATEFUL CREATURE!!!