Based on a true story, 'The Dumb Serial Killers of the Rules Based Order' is expected to become the biggest movie in Hollywood history. It's a comeback for Charlie Chaplin in the role of Anthony Blinken, and likely the first time a dead actor will win an Oscar (for equity).

Meryl Streep is also a contender. When asked how she mastered the insanity of Victoria Nuland, she replied, "Character acting. I spent 40 days and 40 nights working in a Ukrainian slaughterhouse. The blood and guts was inspirational. I can still smell Victoria."

The biggest disappointment at the box office is Christopher Nolan’s epic, ‘Julian Assange, The Spy for Humanity’. Despite awful reviews by the New York Times and Washington Post, and Mothers Make the White House Great Again wanting the age restriction to be lifted to 83 years of age, theater queues blocked traffic in 50 states of America.

It’s a mystery why reported ticket sales have been far less than expected. Later tonight, the new Secretary of Culture, Harvey Weinstein, is expected to explain what happened…”