My friend came over today and I had the best time with her.

She is beautiful inside and out (and also, I mean properly stunning - blonde pixie crop, huge blue eyes), glamorous, warm and kind.

And as if that's not already enough... She does the best Donald Trump impression I’ve ever seen.

Genuinely.

It’s the way she says “China” like it’s personally offended him.

While giving full hand movements, (gently pinching the air as if he’s holding a tiny, invisible washing line of y-fronts between his fingers).

I was absolutely gone.

It’s not just the voice.

It’s the full commitment my friend gives it.

The hands.

The confidence.

The sense that whatever he’s saying is both hugely important and completely round the bend.

I laughed so hard I almost popped a rib.

10/10.

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Would invite over purely for “Chi-nah” again.