CAT IN A BOW TIE!
I REPEAT, CAT IN A BOW TIE!
Friday kitty from HR needs to speak with everyone.
There have been... allegations.
Something about the recently promoted Senior Nap Coordinator and the Head of Snacks.
At least they don’t know about Friday kitty and... doesn’t matter.
There are more urgent matters at paw.
This is the biggest scandal since the Tuna Strike of 2024.