Substack, please connect me with like-minded readers who:

• 📚love Fantasy with real consequences and then make them subscribe to Tom Schecter before Sunday when his last chapter drops, and Substack? I’m not asking, I’m demanding—and by the way I know how to build fires.

• 💅Substack, I’m serious, this is not a joke, like building fires is part of my day job, and guess what I know how to spread them? Do it or fire.

• 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

• Restack or a ghost will kill you dead!