Hey you there! (Shoves you) Did you know that this weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway marks a huge anniversary for NASCAR?

It was the 2006 spring race At Bristol (which had weather more like winter) when Jeff Gordon, still be-helmeted, gave Matt Kenseth a big post-race shove after contact in the closing laps. Look at that brutality. “THE ONLY UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE IS VIOLENCE SO LET’S CHAT, CHEESEHEAD.”

Kenseth was actually on his way to apologize, and one can tell he was caught off guard. It may have been here when he learned that catching your enemy off guard is an effective form of attack, especially between two haulers. (Search “Keselowski Kenseth 2014 Charlotte Motor Speedway” on YouTube)