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HOT OFF THE PRESSES!

Certified tinfoil hat conspiracy kook

is back at it with his craziest theory yet: POLLUTION CAUSES ILLNESS!!!

Yeah, yeah, I know, how could any intelligent person believe such tweaked-out misinformation?

Jokes aside, Tobin is presenting a novel claim, or at least I haven’t heard before - that shifts in atmospheric pressure can concentrate air pollutants in urban/industrial areas, leading to the overwhelming of the mucociliary apparatus, which would normally be able to expel particulate debris inhaled by breathing.

I’d love to get people’s opinion on the plausibility of thermal inversions causing mass simultaneous illness with similar symptoms in certain geographic areas.

For what it’s worth, it makes sense to my mind!

THIS JUST IN: POLLUTION CAUSES ILLNESS
Dang, maybe I should add some polysyllabic jargon to make that sound more scientific
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