"In 2017, I closed my Atlantic essay with the words “And trans kids should know, CIA is always recruiting.” That promise has been broken. I cannot in good conscience advise LGBTQ Americans to join the CIA—and that sentence is the hardest thing I have ever written."

Now you may think this is just another awkward political irony, but what if I told you that there is no such thing as former CIA. This may seem like weird irony, but it's probably steganography. LGBTQ here stands for Lebanese-Gaza Binational Targeting Quotient and the recipient is told to activate the autonomous drones, which do not have "good conscience", and to strike "hardest" targets.