Every single accusation here also applies to analytic philosophy, which is rife with trivialities and falsehoods and obscurity with professional sounding jargon rather than literary sounding jargon.

"The way analytic philosophy improves thinking is by forcing claims to be precise and subjecting them to rigor." Analytic philosophy does not force claims to be precise or rigorous, it forces them to be singularly referential in meaning which allows analytic philosophers to make very important sounding claims that actually mean something trivial and useless, and which acts to deceive the general audiences who catch wind of this discourse. See everything regarding the philosophy of mind in analytic philosophy, for example.