I don't often get 2 sides from one piece of driftwood 😍 Just flip the wood and say hello…again!!

Meet the twins, Foccacia & Burrata

They both teach Classics at University and co-authored the groundbreaking paper ‘Early Latin Influence on the mating calls of North Atlantic Herring’.

Burrata is happily in a long-distance polycule with two Fin Whales from Bristol.

Foccacia however, is currently trying her luck on Plenty of Fish.

It's going well after an initial misunderstanding when she thought it was a food delivery service like Uber Eats and accidentally ate Gerald, GSOH, 42 from York. Thankfully, there really are plenty more fish.

The twins can usually be found in the Deli aisle at Waitrose arguing over the best vintage of hummus.

Driftwood*pyrography*gold