Glad to be featured in this, Neo-Passéism brings together with almost dangerous regularity together some of the most remarkable still-(very-much)-living stylists, we are at last in the territory of the iconic bridge to Shakira’s Don’t Bother, please read!

For you, I’d give up all I own

and move to a communist country

if you came with me, of course

and I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you

and lose those pounds, learn about football