Translation:

“Just had a very strong call with my boss before my next meeting. Tremendous guidance. Very clear. People are saying I’ve never been more aligned. Now I’ll be meeting with Zelensky at 1:00 P.M. after checking in with leadership like a good boy. Press is invited to watch my idiot cult followers explain why this is actually 4D chess and not what it obviously looks like: treason. Thank you for your unwavering devotion. Please continue calling this patriotism! Orange Jesus”