Originally posted in June 2024, I’m dejavuing all over again on both Mom and the Kevin front (or back-side, actually). Keeping Mom’s poop shute in working order is a lot easier (and cheaper) than keeping a cat’s poop train running on schedule, and so we are back in the hospital for what looks to be a $5-$7K series of enemas and hydrations. Get a cat, they said, it’ll be fun and relaxing, they said. Honestly, I don’t think about my own ass as much as I think about Poor Sad Kevin Eileen’s and Moms.

If you enjoy this older article, all donations will be going to Poor Sad Kevin Eileen’s A Clean Colon is a Happy Colon hospital fund. Thank you and don’t forget to hydrate.