Microsoft invested $13 billion into OpenAI.
But it did not give them cash.
It gave them cloud credits to rent Microsoft servers.
OpenAI used those credits to train its models. Microsoft then recorded that server usage as new cloud revenue from a paying customer.
The same money going in one door and out the other.
Counted as a sale.
Anthropic runs the same play with Amazon.
Spent $2.66 billion on AWS in nine months. Which was basically 100% of everything it earned at the time.
Now look at the numbers that make this stranger.
In Q1 2026 Alphabet reported $62.6 billion in profit.
But $28.7 billion of that was just a paper markup on its Anthropic investment. Not real cash.
Just a valuation update on their books.
Amazon reported $30.3 billion in profit the same quarter. $16.8 billion of it was the same thing. An Anthropic paper gain.
Meanwhile its actual free cash flow collapsed 95% because it spent $44 billion in real money building data centers.
Microsoft has 49% of its entire future revenue backlog tied to one company. OpenAI. Oracle has 54% of its pipeline relying on the same.
This is not illegal.
That is the wild part.
It is fully legal under current accounting rules.
Sources:
fortune.com/2026/04/30/…
theinformation.com/arti…
x.com/bulltheoryio/stat…