I love this genre of comment. It’s linguistic road rage worthy of a later essay:

“This is bullshit! Why didn’t your 800-word satirical essay include my biography and idiosyncrasies unique to me—someone you don’t know?!

“And why didn’t you [suggests several edits all of which break satirical form]?!

“Why isn’t your apple an orange?! I like APPLES. I don’t like ORANGES!!!!1.”