Truly breaks my heart that there are actual writers out there telling thousands of people to skip Faulkner, Dostoyevsky, and Nabokov because they “require intense focus and rereading!!” We don’t need to be told to dumb our civilization down even further—especially not through these obviously ChatGPT-written passages!!

When you outsource your writing to AI, you learn to stop thinking—and will inevitably dismiss the world’s greatest novels as a consequence.