That last one — Elon, my guy. The mother of your kids texted her friend that you were the reason she had to quit the most prestigious AI board on Earth. And then OpenAI’s lawyers put that text on a giant screen in federal court. While she sat on the stand. In black. The mother of four of his children testified that Elon Musk torpedoed her career. Musk sat there and watched it happen. He’s seeking as much as $134 billion in damages from OpenAI and Microsoft, and his star witness — the mother of his children — just turned into the prosecution’s best asset.