Liv, as I pointed out in the article, every generation has its stereotypes and its own stereotypical fashion statement (or announcement, as is the case with Gen Z).
But how much fun would it be if I - as you suggest - wrote about the normal people in the suburbs of tertiary cities who don't color outside the lines and are indistinguishable from any other generational archetype? Zero.
Satire is about taking the bullseye stereotype and poking fun at it. I looked at the stacks you read and at your profile. You're in an echo chamber of earnest, strident, preachy content about gender and sex. May I suggest that you either stay in your echo chamber, where everything is very serious, or you widen your consumption aperture and allow for humor to crack through all that darkness.
But if you do read something that's meant to be funny (hey, I tried!), don't ask it to be reasonable or serious. That's called being a wet blanket, and no one likes a wet blanket. Thanks for reading!