Every time I think menopause and I understand each other, she comes in with another sucker punch.

Six months of insane shoulder pain that I thought I got from a 16hr road trip turns out to be frozen shoulder, a common menopause symptom resulting from rapid collagen and elastin loss.

Like damn — do I have to have every symptom?

I am more annoyed than I am pitying myself. This shit is like an all out assault and I want it to STAAAHHHPPPP!!!