Introducing the “My KID made this shirt so I can pay my CHILD SUPPORT because it's LATE (again)” Shirt

So I called up my kid.

I said, "Hey Kid, I need help paying your child support because it's late and now I've got warrants and that Family Court Judge is a total C-U-N-T."

"You shouldn't use that word Dad."

"Anyway, your old man needs help. I need you to design a shirt."

"Did you blow your money on lotto tickets again?"

"Son, what I do in my free time is none of your business."

"Mom says you're not my real dad."

"Well I'm paying your REAL child support."

"Not this month you didn't."

"Son, I need your help. Will you help your dad son?"

"Can we split the money?"

"Yes son, 50/50 right down the middle."

"I love you dad."

"Do you mean that son? Do you really love me?"

"No."

• 100% cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico