Fun fact: Dirtbags Through the Ages is the 75th most popular Substack in History! There are actual historians on this website doing actual history, so I’m flattered and delighted, thank you all for wasting your time with me!

(Technically this is “ranked 75 in the sub-category of History-themed substacks” and not “75th best substack in all of human history” but that does clearly read “#75 IN HISTORY” and you can interpret that any way you so choose.)