A man is standing near a government building, holding a slogan: «I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING».

A journalist approaches him:

— Excuse me, do you really care about nothing?

— Of course.

— But how about family, relatives?

— No.

— ...work, career?

— Not a bit.

— Money?

— Well, money is a different matter.

— But your slogan says...

— I don't care what it says.

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(AFAIK originally a Russian joke from perestroika era)