We're about to spend a month in Paris.

I remember when I was a teenager growing up in Niagara Falls, NY.

I was very conservative. Like I supported Pat Buchanan conservative.

Yeah.

Anyway, I was obsessed with radio and wanted to be the next Howard Stern. I hated California and said I'd only go there for radio.

Fast forward just a few years from those days and, as it turns out, I lived half of my life—25 years—in that liberal state! And now I plan on living the second half of my life in socialist Spain!

You never know where you'll end up whether you're a clueless teenager or a different type of clueless adult.