Oliver, you should refrain from exposing your (way too) young staff membr (protege?), Elias Wachtel, to the criticisms he will inevitably receive for being a callow fellow--no crime in itself, but there remains some truth to the old adage that children should be seen, not heard. Post a pic of him bringing you coffee. Maybe tack on a loving/cutting barb from Molly. But spare us another dollop of treacle in which he traverses a very short memory lane.