Costa Rica beat the Cayman Islands 21-0 in a qualifying match for this year’s CONCACAF W Championship.

The score alone is pretty incredible, but what really pushed this story into prime real estate in this newsletter is that seven of the goals were scored by PRISCILA CHINCHILLA.

Costa Rica had 77 shots to zero, including 34 on target, so it could’ve been worse.

Sadly, Priscila Chinchilla doesn’t rhyme in Spanish. But it DOES rhyme in English, and absolutely should be the name of an adorable Saturday morning cartoon character who runs a hotel for animals in the Andes.