Hey all you Loop and Earphone Baddies!

What are we doing these days to clap back at people when it’s the 10th time we’re asked about why we are wearing them in the workplace?

Stop me if you heard these before:

• "Can you take those off? It’s rude to ignore people."

• "Oh, sorry! I didn't realize you were on a call."

• Miming a beat and doing a little dance while asking, "What are you listening to?"

• "Oh, I didn't know you were deaf!"

• "I need to get those, they look so cool!"

• If there’s a fire, you’re the first one to go.” Y

• Someone actually screaming "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" from six inches away to "test" the noise canceling.

• "Must be nice to tune out the world while the rest of us deal with the stress."

• "Is that like a religious thing or a fashion choice?"

• "I feel like you're wearing those just to avoid me. Is there a problem?”

What’s your go to, most unhinged, out of pocket, borderline fight-inducing response - because I am all tapped out.