I live in Maga country so you don't have to. The things you need to know:

Maga don't watch or read the same things you do. They haven't seen the videos of January 6th. They don't know about E.Jean Carroll. They don't know Trump’s in the Epstein files. They don't know about his corruption. They still think he's the greatest president of all time. They think we had to go to war with Iran to stop us from being nuked. They think Trans women are taking over women's bathrooms and women’s sports. They wouldn't know a statistic if it hit them in the eye. They don't know the three branches of government, and they can't name a Supreme Court Justice.

They believe that in liberal states, babies are aborted after they are born. It's called a live birth abortion.

They can tell you who Mamdani and AOC are, but they don't know who their own mayor and congressional representatives are.

Musk is a great man. He's a visionary; maybe even the reincarnation of Tesla himself.

Anything that exceeds their beliefs is “fake news.”

Is it stupidity, immorality, or willful ignorance? Every time I think I've got the answer, I hear one of them say something that is so oblivious and stupid that I'm gobsmacked. They're like a ten year old child who enjoys plucking the wings off a butterfly.

I've come to the conclusion that at least 40 percent of all people are either stupid or evil or both.

I know exactly how Hitler happened. I'm experiencing it now.

A pickleball player had fallen asleep in a chair and I tossed a ball at his head to wake him up. “Wake up! Who do you think you are, the president?”

“You mean Biden?”

“No, I mean Trump. He's always falling asleep.”

“No he isn't. He's like one of those guys who only needs a couple of hours sleep a night. That’s how he gets so much done. It was Biden who was always sleeping.”

I was at a restaurant recently, and a Fox News panel was on. They were literally making fun of BIDEN and said he was wearing diapers. Almost 2 years into the Trump presidency, and their big news is that the former president may have an incontinence problem. This was on A FUCKING NEWS CHANNEL.

There is no global warming. My friend's wife believes the lizard people are walking amongst us and they are killing our planet and changing the weather so they can take over. SHE IS SERIOUS.

A woman at the post office said the liberals put a litter box in her grandson's classroom for the furries. I told her that was not true; not only because there are no liberals here, but that she’d fallen for an outright lie. She didn't believe me.

No common sense. No critical thinking skills. Dumb as rocks. Racist as fuck.