My mom needs new teeth. 🦷

I wish it were deeper than that. I have ideas I think will change the world, stories I think can help queer and straight people alike. I want you to subscribe for those reasons.

But the reason you should subscribe to me is because my mom needs new teeth and despite living at a time where there are 50 people of my own species within a stone’s throw who know how to give her teeth and have the supplies, teeth and eyes have been stood apart from the body and so they are not considered a medical necessity.

I assure you, they are. It’s incredibly hard to chew when you only have a few teeth and those you do have hurt.

If you’re a dentist in the Dayton, OH area with a heart and a pro bono budget, you have the power to change a life.

I wish I had such a power. I would dole it out like candy. Which, as it turns out, is bad for teeth, so maybe we shall dole out toothpaste instead.