carcinisation is the process by which disparate organisms all evolve into something resembling a crab. the king crab, the porcelain crab. nature likes crabs, which are a low-energy default mode of biological life. the internet likes twitter, which is a low-energy default mode of discourse. twitter was hell, not because it was owned by bad people or because it had a nasty 'culture,' but because it was shaped like a hell, and anything twitter-shaped will end up hell-shaped too. all you people are turning into crabs. i will not be turning into a crab.