noticed a lot more people sending me ai cack in the replies lately. i can’t imagine how you thought you’d get away with it. i can tell, i can always tell, because everything ai writes is meaningless. look at this shit. what does it mean for satire to escape its enclosure and then photosynthesise? is it a plant? some kind of triffid-like ambulatory plant? but it’s nothing. it means nothing. what does it mean to say numbers do the thinking for people? is that really a powerful truth? it’s nothing. what mechanism? what loop? it’s all just a pukebowl of mixed metaphors and overheated abstractions, but the machine always serves it up with a notable smugness. here are the real insights, here’s what’s really going on. it’s not just condescension, it’s what happens when pomposity achieves escape velocity. vanity hasn’t just shattered its own mirror—it’s consumed the reflection. anyway this person has published a bunch of posts on here complaining that their stuff isn’t getting any traction and they’re not seeing any growth. all totally ai-generated of course. listen, ryan stohl, fuck you, the reason you’re not seeing any growth is that you’re worthless. and you know this is true, because every time you publish this stuff under your name you’re announcing to the world that what’s actually in your head is even less valuable than this ai puke. in which case, why shouldn’t i just cave your head in with a crowbar? this is what will happen to the next person who tries this in my replies. i will find out where you live and i will kill you with a crowbar.