I’m a psychotherapist and once had a scaling question misunderstanding.

Me: On a scale of 1 to ten with ten being high - how much do you want this?

Client: Ten definitely. Eleven!

Me: You definitely want to stay sober okay you sound very clear on that.

Client: Eh? What? No! You asked me how much I want to be high!

Anyway - I’ve just upgraded my subscription simply because you are a beautiful writer and 80p a week in British £ is bargain ahoy!