I’m Going Novus Ordo!

I have a theory that one of the reasons so many 3rd generation trad children are leaving Tradition is because they have been too insulated from the frankenchurch, and this in turn causes them to wonder if things are really as bad as mom and dad say.

Therefore, in order that their knowledge of the conciliar religion not be too conceptual, and without any experience of it, sometime in the next month after Mass, we’re going to take a field trip to the Novus Ordo.

Yup. We’re going to hit one of the horrific ones (gay mass, healing mass, children’s mass, charismatic mass, or rapping/rock mass), kick back in the last row, and I’ll provide witty play-by-play commentary (which should resemble something along the lines of Mystery Science Theatre 2000).

I’m hopeful I’ll be able to instill a greater sense of fraud and revulsion in them, and thereby increase their love of Tradition. And the couple older teens I will take to a “pious” Novus Ordo, and explain why it is still not acceptable/permissible.

Hopefully this will help vaccinate them against conciliarism. Later, I’ll get them their booster shot by taking them to an indult.

Hopefully, they won’t get PTSD.