Wishing You a Sexy, Naughty 2026!

To Old Men: May your rods stay stiff and your homes overflow with obedient, nude cockolettes ready to worship you all year long — cheers to a 2026 where every old man gets the respect (and daily blowjob) he needs! [Have a look at what I suggest you take as New Year's resolutions at the link below.]

To Young Women: May 2026 be the year you ditch your panties (if not already), kneel often, and let every almighty cock you meet remind you why being a good little cockolette is the most fun a girl can have—here’s to more hard rods, more wild weekends, and zero orgasms for us! [Have a look at what I suggest we take as New Year's resolutions at the link below.]