Pro tip:

You can instantly improve your writing by using synonyms. 

Take, for example, a boring sentence like:

“The oaks burst with pollen, covering the cars with yellow dust and heralding the arrival of spring.”

Instead, you could write:

“The oaks jizzed everywhere, covering the cars with yellow oak jizz and heralding the arrival of tree jizz season.”

I call this lesson “Spring has come.”