One night with my laptop acting as my living room’s only light, Grey’s Anatomy in my peripheral and tears for Izzy and Denny on my spacebar, I was given a sign. A gift, a great fortune… an eBay add. It was a portal to my past. It was a Fujifilm Finepix digital camera circa 2008 and blue in color. It shone like a lighthouse and I was a mere sailor, surely fated to be forever lost at sea. My ship, on its last leg as I felt myself drown in the transparent waters of another 3am Google Image search (click-> page 30 results: full color wheel). But, now here I was, in my Loony Tunes teeshirt with a coffee(?) stain down center, being bequeathed. Endowed by the Fujifilm gods. How was it me? The chosen one. Maybe it was an offering and I would be expected to give something in return. Or maybe, it was destiny and, for just $35.50 plus $9 shipping, I’d be crowned the digicam queen (in 5-7 business days)