Porch family… our latest video just dropped and y’all, this one had me laughing so hard I nearly spilled my sweet tea.

“On tonight’s episode of Bridge Boss: Persian Gulf Edition… Who’s Running the Strait of Hormuz? ⛽️😅”

If you’ve been watching the news today and thinking “Why does this feel like two grown men arguing over who runs the driveway?”… you’re not alone.

So the porch did what the porch always does.

We stepped back, looked at what was actually said today, and turned the whole situation into the only way it makes sense: a very chaotic reality show about who thinks they’re in charge of the only bridge out of the world’s gas station.

Because when about one out of every five barrels of oil on Earth has to pass through the same narrow waterway… suddenly the whole planet is watching the traffic.

The video breaks the whole situation down in under three minutes with a few laughs along the way.

Now if you’ve been sitting on this porch for a while, you already know something about this community.

This place runs a little differently.

The porch isn’t backed by corporations.

There’s no big newsroom behind the curtain.

This whole thing works because people share the work, subscribe to the porch, and support the light when they feel led.

That’s what keeps this space independent.

So if the porch makes you laugh, helps you understand the chaos a little better, or just gives you a place to think out loud about what’s happening in the world, there are three ways to keep the porch light on:

1️⃣ Share the work.

Send the video to a friend or drop it somewhere folks might need a laugh and a little clarity.

2️⃣ Subscribe to the porch.

southernpunk.substack.c… — so you don’t miss the next write-up when it drops.

3️⃣ Support the porch light directly.

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No gatekeepers.

Just the porch… and the people sitting on it.

This IS the People’s Porch 🪑