Spanking Theatre 

A storyteller, writing for the theatre between your ears ✍️ Someone to read you bedtime stories, and smack your bottom.

Some think naughtiness is a moral failing, but really, it’s a state of boisterous excitement. It’s a mood made even more intoxicating by being so illicit that someone sterner would definitely disapprove of it. Transgression is even more thrilling if the disapproving individual has the power, and the inclination, to smack bottoms, because that means painfully real consequences for getting caught.

This is why The Governess is such an alluring erotic archetype. She demands your obedience, yet dares you to tickle The Dragon's Tail.

I am my own worst critic. Sometimes I find myself worrying I'm too unremarkable and boring. So it’s a comfort to remember I can write magic spells that not only arouse faraway strangers, but make them come hard.

Wishing you all a very happy Lupercalia!

We’ve been depicting whippings in art for over 2500 years, a new post on why lust is not so easily dismissed.

The Ancient Echoes of Whipping

Every date should conjure the magic of the first.

It’s a tremendous wasted opportunity to leave one with a recently spanked bottom standing idle in a corner. Much better to instruct them to fetch the lube, and rub it between their legs and all over their intimate places. And then - you let them wait.

Nothing might happen. Or everything might happen. One never knows. But anticipation is the root of all delight.

It’s so hot to instruct the recipient of a spanking to rise and rub themselves. It can be very embarrassing - and extremely erotic - to have to stand in front of a disciplinarian completely exposed, unable to cover themselves, since they’re using both hands to vigorously rub their sore glowing bottom.

Sensual rubs and caresses change the energy of a spanking, blending soreness with the lull of soothing calmness. One can rub a sore bum, or reach beneath to cup and caress her breasts, or a place a hand between their legs to cradle their intimate places and hold them tight.

Even a 10 second pause is long enough for a spanker to reach underneath and pinch the recipient’s nipples, or stroke her slit, or grasp his penis. Or splay their spanked cheeks apart, and circle a fingertip around their bummy hole. Fleeting touches that leave them longing for more.

The Spaces Between The Spanks

Dress up, choose the role you’d like to play, and step into your fantasy time machine - and you can be any age you want to be.

Our beliefs about what's sexually appropriate are formed by what we're exposed to. Most spankings we see feature youthful models, which collectively create the impression that spankings are only enjoyed by young folk with perfectly pert bottoms. But porn is not real life.

In reality, people of every age are being kinky, privately and unseen, in homes around the world. And they're having great fun. It's just the stigma around talking about sexual activity means it's nowhere near as conspicuous as the deluge of images that pour into your feed.