American driving culture:

"I follow the rules of the road. I mean, not the rules about

🤷‍♂️ speed

🤷‍♂️ tailgating

🤷‍♂️ yellow & red lights

🤷‍♂️ passing cyclists

🤷‍♂️ yielding at crosswalks

🤷‍♂️ or texting while driving.

But I basically follow the rules of the road."