Well duh...I'm referrring to Dylan Mulvaney, the transvestite freak that Jeff has written about many times. Maybe you should go back and read a few comment threads, but I'll spare you the trouble. You and your furry friend Horsey are both just as legitimate as Dylan's boobs, so I've decided to call you that. Horsey is Dylan Boob #1, or simply Dylan's Left Boob. You, my overpaid and underwitted troll, are Dylan's Boob #2, or simply Dylan's Right Boob. If you need further information, look up the phrase, "as useless as tits on a boar hog."

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