Finally watching Fantastic Four: First Steps on Disney. I was never really a comics guy but Fantastic Four, the cartoon at least, was my favorite morning superhero cartoon show when I was a kid. I was really hoping this movie wouldn’t be garbage, but… you know.

Now I’m thinking of writing a piece about how nobody can figure out how to write a script for a Fantastic Four movie in which any of them ever use their fucking superpowers, but it’d be way outside the kind of thing I usually write so it would really throw my readers for a loop, but I’m so intrigued by it.