Every single day Trump, half awake and barely coherent, says something like “The moon is very bad actually, some very good friends of mine say Mr. President they say, maybe we should take it out. Get rid of it, we don’t need it. Put something else up there, something that will help our country, I’m considering it. Many things we could do, maybe a nuke, I don’t know. It’s been very bad for our country. Bobby says moon is why we have Hantavirus and I believe it.”

And then the mainstream media is just: “It is uncertain whether the president can unilaterally destroy the moon. Legal scholars suggest destroying the moon would require an act of congress. Here’s how the night sky will look different without the moon.”