SOLELY in the spirit of delightful fun, of the in-yer-dumb-face brand, I’m tantalized by the idea of hiring some brilliant and brassy comedy writers/filmmakers and making a short (short!) indie comedy film that mocks him mercilessly (and also promotes people voting against him/his ilk) and buying ad spots during his favorite tv shows to play teasers of it using the mockiest bits. You could maybe even do a limited release into “select theaters” around the country and throw a big brassy red carpet event for opening night. Just to really bunch his knickers.

So many properly great suggestions here otherwise already E Jean, and loads of sagacity from your IRL peeps and also yourself, the sagest of them all. Maybe splurge on one a them fancy toasters that lets you do a quick peep at the bread before it’s finished its work. And has a frozen bagel setting.