Okay—listen. I meant to watch the Super Bowl. But instead… I watched AI eat the Super Bowl.

I swear—every other commercial was like: “Hi, I’m AI.” “Trust me.” “I live in your phone now.”

Anthropic. OpenAI. Google. Amazon. Meta. All fighting to be your default assistant— not the best one, the one you stop questioning.

Even the vodka ad was AI-generated. The robot danced better than half the party. That’s when I knew—we’ve crossed a line.

And here’s the part nobody’s saying out loud: AI isn’t just what’s being sold anymore. It’s how everything is being made.

Oh—and somewhere between the wings and halftime, a website designer casually told me: “If you can copy and paste, you can build software.”

I had another martini. And my entire relationship with SaaS pricing ended.

So this week’s Evelyn newsletter? Written tipsy. Slightly unhinged. Very clear on one thing:

If you don’t choose your AI defaults, someone else already has.

Link’s right there. Read it before the robots do.